i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
I’m just going to say.
If you had a masked murderer in your midst.
Dropping chandeliers, hanging stagehands, stealing sopranos.
Throwing a masked ball is a pretty gutsy move.
*music intensifies* YOU WILL CURSEEEEEE THE DAY YOU DID NOT DOOOOOOO…. ALL THAT THE PHANTOM ASKED OF YOUUUUU
“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back