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howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

Cersei Lannister + text posts 

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Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

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samurai-ko:

bigangry:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

It got better.

Look down, back up - where are you? You’re in a House with the wizard your man could smell like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s a Horcrux with two clues to that thing you shouldn’t be messing with anyway. Look again - the clues are now Golden Snitches; you’ve won the match. Twice.

Anything is possible when your man smells like wizardry and not a Death Eater.

Vera verto! You’re a horse.

dooweeooh:

SYLVESTER CAREFUL
dooweeooh:

SYLVESTER CAREFUL

dooweeooh:

SYLVESTER CAREFUL

whoredinarygirl:

if you think that i’ll stay on my laptop all day in my underwear you would be 100% right

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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kissmelikeapirate:

dragonlordoferebor:

was-that-a-pun:

benedictsbanana:

leonawriter:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT

I need adultier adult

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